Filed under: humor

Apple Jokes Rock

A friend of mine just posted this on my Facebook wall, so I thought I'd share...

Apple does it again!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

My response?

Motorboating? There's an app for that.

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Photo by blueyedrican

Bridgetown Comedy Festival

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A few friends and I decided to check out the Bridgetown Comedy Festival last night--mainly because Janeane Garofalo was going to be there. I'm filming parts of the festival today and tomorrow, so last night was really my only time to just go for fun. It was a great show--all the comics were funny, and I've always loved the Bagdad as a venue. There's still time to catch a show--check the festival website for a schedule and get your ass out there. I mean, really--who doesn't like to laugh?